so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
FUCK WHALES
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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