there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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