I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
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Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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