My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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