I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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