Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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