dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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