Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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