I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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