This is not my ceiling
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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