you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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