apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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