Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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