Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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