i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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