I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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