So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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