She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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