Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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