Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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