Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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