Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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