so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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