The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He passed out mid-signature
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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