Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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