My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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