i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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