She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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