He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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