Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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