you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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