I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
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tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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