It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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