I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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