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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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