we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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