i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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