"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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