Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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