Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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