fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
