what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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