question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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