Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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