question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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