your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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