two words: eviction party
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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