I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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