I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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