Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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