I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I didn't notice because vodka
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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